Welcome to the Epic Battle of the Century: The Mullet's Destiny!
? Mission: "To Mullet or Not to Mullet" ?
Ladies and gents, gather 'round! Behold the legendary 'Peoples Mullet' - the crowning glory of my noggin, revered far and wide. For years, this magnificent mane has been more than just hair; it's a lifestyle, a philosophy, a beacon of hope in a world of mundane haircuts. But now, the time has come for you, the fabulous people, to decree its fate!
? The Stakes: "Save the Mullet" vs. "Kill the Mullet" ?
In one corner, we have "Save the Mullet" – a campaign for those who believe in the power of business in the front, party in the back. It's for the brave souls who say, "Yes, we want our mullet and we want it now!"
And in the other corner, "Kill the Mullet" – for the daredevils who want to see a world where the back of my head is as sleek and smooth as a dolphin. It's a bold move, a statement, a revolution!
? The Twist: Every Dollar Fights Cancer! ?
Here's the kicker – no matter which side wins, every penny raised goes to the incredible Camp4Cancer, a charity close to my heart (and soon-to-be hair). Whether you're #TeamMullet or #TeamNoMullet, you're a hero in the fight against cancer.
? Learn More About Camp4Cancer
Want to know more about where your money's going and the amazing work they do? Just click [here] (insert link) and be prepared to be wowed. It's not just about hair; it's about making a difference.
? Join the Fun, Make a Difference ?
Donate, laugh, and be a part of something bigger. Whether you love the mullet or love to hate it, your contribution means the world. Let's make cancer history, one hairdo (or hair-don't) at a time!
All funding for both kill the mullet and save the mullet go towards camp4cancer a charity that means something to me. if you would like to learn more about it visit www.camp4cancer.org.au
On behalf of the Ballarat Disc Golf Community